A Terrible Bean

Okay, so like last week I was sat in one of my classes when they guy who sets next to me did one could quite literally be the weirdest thing that anybody has ever done to me in my whole entire existence.
It all started when he draped the tree trunks that are his legs across mine which, to be fair, was pretty comfortable but quickly turned very painful - like ow.
Long story short, it resulted in me having to whip out my pencil (freshly sharpened and all) which I then used to - successfully - threaten him with.
The lesson got weirder from there and he kept doing weird stuff claiming that 'we were married' and I was a bit like erm, no. Anyhows, at the end of the lesson he went in for a kiss (on my cheek) quite literally a cheeky kiss.
Eyy pun eyyy.
He's kinda calmed down a bit like he only brought it up like three times today.
I personally think that he was under drugs but hey ho each to their own I guess like maybe he was or maybe he wasn't - who knows?
I'm getting distracted now though. This isn't why I am a terrible bean. I'm a terrible bean because I then told people who go to the same college what that guy had done and now I feel like so guilty.
What if they tease him or something like I never meant that to happen but I couldn't not share my outrage of what happened.
Or what if he is like omg can't believe what you have done to me like I thought we were pals. Because it would be pretty awks to be sat next to him for like the rest of the year
I actually really regret telling people and telling them his name and showing what he looks like too - whoops.
I'm kind of stuck what to do now because he was actually a nice person too but now I'm a bit like hmmm maybe not.
 College is so weird though and deffo not what the highschool teachers made it out to be. Like they were saying it's all work and this and that but to be honest, it seems pretty chill so far - not that we havent had heaps of work and stuff but it isn't as intense as it was described as :l
Anyway, forget about that. I shall proceed to tell you about my very eventful (not) day.
Actually, it was pretty substandard and boring like literally all I did was go from lesson to lesson with the occasional visit to the library or cafe on my way.
Not really anything to say about it really
so goodbye my chums